…Later, on a training ground of the most brutish thugs known to football.
Gael – Hey Arsben, what are we doing in a place like this? Everyone here’s nothing but a cheating, lying mercenary.
Monsieur Kenobi – There’s no doubting that Gael but we need safe passage out of the City. We need a ship fast enough to get past the Imperial Russian Defense and a Captain good enough to fly it.
Stranger – Hey old man, I hear you’re looking to get out of the City?
Monsieur Kenobi – Yes that’s right, what’s it to you?
Stranger – It’s your lucky day, I’m the owner of the famous Theolennium Falcott.
Monsieur Kenobi – I’ve never heard of it?
Stranger – Never heard of it! It’s the fastest ship in the Galaxy! But it don’t come cheap.
Monsieur Kenobi – Ok, I’ll take your word for it. I’ll pay you £2m now and £80k a week on a 4 year contract for your services. What’s your name and who’s that giant furry fellow behind you?
Stranger – Deal, I’m Willihan Sollas and this big fella here is Lehmann-baca.
Lehmann-baca – Grroooorrraaaaa..!
Willihan – Easy now big fella!
Later, as the crew enter the hanger of the Theolennium Falcott
Gael – That thing looks like a piece of junk!
Willihan – Watch it kid! This baby can make hyper-speed in less than 3 seconds!
Suddenly the Imperial Russian Guard appear
Gael – Quickly get us out of here!
Willihan - Now you’ll see what she can do!
Monsieur Kenobi – What’s wrong, why aren’t we moving?
Willihan – It’s the first time she’s had to fly with so much expectation. Come on Theo don’t let me down now!
Just in the nick of time the Theolennium Falcott accelerates into hyper-speed and the crew narrowly escape the Imperial Russian Defenders
Later while drifting through space, Monsieur Kenobi is telling Gael about the force
Monsieur Kenobi – The force can be used in any match, it binds all the players on a team and allows them to put together wonderful passing moves that lead to great goals.
Willihan – Hahahaha… In all my years traveling round the Stamford Bridgalaxy I saw a lot of crazy things,(I even saw a fully grown beast of an African man rive around in agony at the slightest touch!) but I’ve NEVER seen anything to suggest there’s such thing as wonderful passing football!
Gael – Be quiet Willihan I am trying to imagine passing the perfect through ball to a striker.
Monsieur Kenobi – Good work Gael, now try passing it along the floor.
Willihan – Ha-ha, yeah right old man. That’s impossible!
Gael – Yeah I have to agree, how can I pass it through the midfield?
Monsieur Kenobi – Use the force Gael.
Gael – Ok I’ll try, Damn it got intercepted!
Monsieur Kenobi – Try again Gael, this time use your Center Mid.
Gael – Yes!!! I did it, I did it! A pin point one-two and a goal!
Monsieur Kenobi – Well done Gael,the force is strong in you.
Willihan – Pfff,that was just dumb luck!
To be Continued...
